Greetings, neighbor! The name's Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I've got a surprise for you. But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! Ok goody, now for the surprise... We're going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!! Why'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!